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Raw Garlic Tutorial

This is how you eat raw, crushed garlic.

First, you have to give the garlic a dirty look.

Like this one:

Then, (for effect) open your mouth as wide as you can.

After that you shove the spoon in your mouth as fast as you can. (This is also for effect)

Slowly remove the spoon from your mouth, scooping any garlic off of the spoon with your upper lip.

NOTE: DO NOT CHEW THE GARLIC!!!

 With the garlic sitting comfortably on your tongue (comfortable for the garlic, not for you) , swallow the garlic while gulping down a glass of milk.

Your tongue should be considerably spicy by now, if not, there may be something wrong with your garlic.

After all this is finished, you may feel like it was not worth it.

But in the end, it is always worth it.